Sylvia Bonk is a 17 year old senior here at FCHS, as far as we are aware. Her work and interests span both nations and nation-states, ranging between radio, audio, and journalism, but you probably could have guessed that from the context inherent to this outlet. When she can’t be found mercilessly belittling those younger/smaller than her, she can be seen on both the FCHS croquet team, and the national intergender Jai Alai squad. If you really want to, she can be reached at the phone number 970-555-3455 or in person wherever she is when you see her. How much of this is real? Less than you think probably.